-Good day -Good day, Commander.
-Good day. -Good day.
-Good day -Good day
-Can I talk to your boss? -It´s the blonde
-Can I talk to you?
-Good day.
-Commander Van Der Weyden from Boulogne.
-Hello
-I´m investigating you…
-Ah!
-I´m the one who…
-Related to Miss Lebleu. -Yes?
-So..
-These last days, was there anything unusual?
-She was present at our trainings.
-Yes, are you sure there was nothing wrong?
-No, she was just as usual.
-Yes. And…Mr. Bhiri?
-Mister? -Mister Bihri, doesn´t ring a bell?
-He´s Aicha´s father, a girl in our group.
-Ah? He had a daughter?
-Yes. Aicha? Come say hello.
-Aicha?
-Come say hello to this mister.
-Say hello.
-Miss Lebleu knew her father.
-He accompanied them to the trainings.
-Miss Lebleu was there for the rehearsals.
-I leave you. We need to get ready now.
-Let´s go girls!
-Carpentier?
-They´re mocking us. Certainly Miss Lebleu and Mister Bhiri
-knew each other way before because…
-That, everyone is mocking us.
-Because…
-Nobody wants to say anything.
-It´s as clear as a rock.
-And there´s Alicia, Mister Bhiri´s daughter, who is with the cheerleaders.
-Sure that they were lovers.
-Yeah, well let´s go.
-Do you see all these people Carpentier?
-If they didn´t have the police, it all would be a mess.
-They don´t remind us when we leave.
-Roger, how are you?
-Fine.
(The band plays P´tit Quinquin theme song)
-The devil is among us.
-He´s watching us from up there.
-Attention!
-Eve!
-Hang on a minute!
(The band plays “La Marselleise”)
-Mister Major, beautiful ceremony.
-Listen, all good with the force of order,
-Impeccable. -All good?
-Yes.
-No disturbances at night?
-No, no, impeccable.
-Here are our commune´s older soldiers.
-Our section that… -Hello.
-is reduced one year after another.
-I hope that there will be relays.
-New old soldiers.
-There will be plenty of wars.
-Im sure young people will be on them.
-That´s for sure, our young people will go…
-I saw this coming, because…
-In what sector will the war be?
-Africa? -No
-Everywhere. -Everywhere?
-Total war, then.
-That´s not reassuring.
-I leave you, Mister Major.
-Ok, see you next time.
-The brave Roger, isn´t he an idiot or what?
-Says anything that comes to his mind.
-He doesn´t know what war is.
-He doesn´t understand anything.
-He doesn´t have the qualities of a leader.
-He´s starting to piss me off.
-Let´s say that he´s queer.
-You know Mr. Lebleu quite well.
-Mister? -Lebleu
-What? -I saw you.
-Is he more than a friend for you? Since you were quite affectous…
-Mister Lebleu? Yes
-It´s a friend. I told you.
-You´re making a fool out of me.
-No, sorry. Oh yes, for sure.
-I´m calling my lawyer.
-Everyone is watching us now.
-Let´s not do a scandal here.
-The major is watching.
-What´s happening here?
-Roger, are you going to mess things up?
-On a July 14th, with our cheerleader?
-I´ll take her now.
-I don´t want to spoil
-your national party. Thank you.
-Have you interrogated him?
-No, I was waiting for you.
-Mister Lebleu
-Go now, we´ll see you later.
-I won´t disturb you today.
-Why did you let him leave?
-Why? -Well, yes.
-It´s July 14th.
-It sa﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽h. let him leave? sup? ? nd. s. l? ´s sacred July 14th.
-That´s not changing. It´s sacred, sacred.
-Understood? July 14th. Sacred
-And it´s mystical.
-Come on, let´s go.
-Coming, coming.
-Get up.
-Hang on.
-We are going to the bunker.
-Ok with you?
-Eve!
-I´m coming Li´l Quinquin!
-You´re playing funeral music.
-It´s sad.
-I wonder how could the cow end up here?
-and how that lady got inside her.
-Look what I found.
-There are many down there.
-Hold me in your arms.
-Come my love, we´re leaving.
-Let´s help the firemen.
-Who´s that idiot who was going to the beach?
-Disengage! Go!
-Disengage!
-You must be a beast for spending taxpayer´s money like that.
-Carpentier!
-Good day, is it your car?
-What happened?
-I took some mussels, then I restarted.
-Do you want to be on TV? -No.
-The firemen have everything under control.
-Yeah.
-And you are not a firemen. -No.
-Well, let´s go. We have work to do.
-We must think about working.
-Look this is my favorite bunker
-It´s fantastic.
-Really extraordinary.
-I´ll explore here.
-We already know this collapsed blockhouse, but…
-I spotted a gallery
-where I had never been before.
-Well, I´ll check.
-Wait for me.
-Don´t leave without me.
-Li´l Quinquin!
-Fuck! What are you doing there?
-I found a secret passage.
-This blockhouse is communicated with the other.
-It was all dark. I couldn´t see a thing.
-Do you realize?
-There.
-The cow found that
-passage and entered there.
-Because she didn´t fall from the sky.
-Do you understand?
-Come, we are leaving.
-Why? Are you scared?
-The devil lives here.
-All ready?
-Ok, I´ll start.
-Good day, I´m in a farm
-which is in a very quiet village
-where atrocious crimes have been commited.
-Corpses were found on the beach.
-Dismembered corpses…
-There was also one next to the bunker
-Total stupefaction here.
-It´s a small village where…
-It´s a big village.
-Where nothing quite big happens.
-After the two corpses, a third one
-has just been discovered
-and will be brought here.
-The habitants are in shock
-after these horrible crimes. Here we have a habitant
-who could testify
-Hello, Jean Michel. -Hello
-Could you tell us
-what has been people´s reaction to these
-mysterious and terrible crimes?
-I…don´t know.
-You don´t know? -No
-But you Michel, how have you reacted?
-I couldn´t tell.
-The people don´t know.
-But how do you react to these crimes?
-Ask the people who live in the farm.
-Then you can ask the villagers.
-Thank you, Jean Michel.
-You can see behind me the policemen,
-the scientific police at work.
-Fuck, just what we needed.
-Huh, Carpentier?
-A bunch of over excited journalists.
-like lost flies to shit.
-Commander?
-You can see me. I need to comb my hair.
-That good? It´s good.
-You look handsome.
-Ok, here I go. -Yes, Commander
-Commander?
Commander?
-What´s the investigation status?
-What did you discover here?
-We found a corpse.
-After the first scietific exams,
-It´s Mr. Lebleu.
-What was the corpse´s state?
-For the moment, I can´t say.
-We found his wife just a week ago.
-Yes…
-For the moment, all the analysis are still in progress…
-We can say anything.
-The exams are still in progress, so…
-Sorry. -Commander,
-What´s the investigation status after the discovery of the third corpse?
-That´s all for today.
-The camera! Careful!
-Move over! Move over!
-Oh! Attention!
-The flies are afraid of cows.
-See what kind of idiots they are?
-Ok, Let´s go.
-You see Carpentier? We thought that this man
-had killed his wife and her lover.
-He was found in his manure pit.
-Was it suicide?
-Are you kidding me?
-It´s a murder.
-No need of analysis for that.
-You told me we had to wait.
-The analysis are mandatory.
-Rules are rules.
-You´re a good policeman.
-You´ll take my place someday.
-I´ll give it to you.
-Someone must know something.
-Let´s go.
-What are these flies doing in the car?
-Huh?
-We´ll repeat the movement from the parade.
-The first: two times like this.
-Three, four.
-One
-Two
-Everyone good?
-Three, four.
-One
-Two
-Let´s repeat it one more time.
-Three.
-Four.
-So, the next one will be…
-One, two
-Take your left hand
-To the side, up front
-One, two
-High, and behind.
-To the side, ahead.
-To the side -Miss Campin?
-And we turn around
-Miss Campin
-we need to finish yesterday´s conversation.
-Do you know my name?
-Yes, we saw you yesterday with Mr. Lebleu.
-What an awful crime. -Mmh…
-Did you have any relation?
-You can see how I am.
-Can´t you see?
-There´s an investigation
-a police investigation which is open.
-There´s homicide.
-Homicide.
-Were you together yesterday?
-At the ceremony, you saw us.
-What did you do after?
-I was with my husband. There he is.
-Ok girls, until next week.
-Goodbye!
-Do you think she was a farmer´s whore?
-She has a handsome biker…
-Well, you know what they say:
-“Big bike, small dick”
-He may have thrown his wife´s lover to the pit.
-What are you thinking?
-Mister? -Yeah?
-Yes, miss?
-A little girl who is interested in the police? That´s good!
-What do you need?
-Li´l Quinquin discovered an undergorund passage yesterday.
-Is he here as well?
-The little boys from France, taht´s good!
-Ok, let´s see.
-(singing) My Li´l Quinquin…
-So, what did you discover?
-The underground passage that leads to the other bunker
-where you found the dead cow.
-You find the entrance? Can you take us there?
-Carpentier, let´s go have a look.
-Did you find a secret passage?
-Go ahead!
-Do you know how the cow came here?
-I don´t know.
-Well you know that
-normally you have nothing to do here.
-Yeah, I know.
-It´s forbidden by the law.
-It´s finishes here…
-It´s here mister.
-You really hit it in the head.
-You stepped on cow´s shit.
-On what? -Cow shit.
-Oh fuck! Shit!
-The cow passed here indeed, my God!
-Good day, mister. -Good day
-I brought your kid and the girl.
-It´s an ace! -Yeah.
-Well, I´m leaving.
-You have a really nice place here.
-Yeah.
-and you have a magnificent view.
-Who´s that strolling?
-My brother. -Ah, your brother?
-Well, I´ll leave you.
-And your name is…?
-Mister Lebleu.
-Mister Lebleu?
-That´s weird.
-Are you related to the man in the other farm?
-No? -Yes
-Yeah?
-Ok.
-Li´l Quinquin, I have found out somehting by coming here.
-Thanks to you we got some important leads.
-Huh?
-The secret passage to the bunker.
-We will be able to move on.
-Mister Lebleu blundered, many people are dead now.
-So…
-We´ll meet again, OK?
-Ok.
-Because there are dead people.
-See you around.
-Come here!
-Where were you and why did he bring you here?
-It was Eve! She did it all!
-She did what?
-She told the police that I found
-a secret passage between the blockhouses.
-Why were you hanging around in the blockhouses?
-You know you can´t do that!
-That´s the second time they have come!
-It´s that fat guy.
-He started to follow me.
-You are only fooling around!
-No. -YES!
-They brought the bicycle!
-But if Eve told them, I had to show them
-You don´t get out more!
-Understood?
-Are they your cousins?
-You could have told me.
-We didn´t see them often.
-Come Dany.
-Did you get yelled?
-What do you think?
-His cousins are dead.
-Your father´s cousins?
-Yeah.
-You see Carpentier,
-a beautiful engine like this.
-Makes me think of a beautiful beast.
-A human being, maybe.
-And even better,
-a woman´s body.
-Commander, The Lebleus,
-they are not cousins, they´re brothers.
-What, brothers?
-Mhm! That animal lied to me.
-He didn´t lie. You talked about cousins.
-He didn´t say anything.
-He´s a liar anyway.
-We will have to…
-clarify this issue, Carpentier.
-Is there someone there? Let´s see. Ring.
-I´ll ring only once more.
-They didn´t answer.
-Ill shoot up, that will wake them up.
-Come on! Ring!
-There´s no one at this hour.
-Ok, let´s go.
-You don´t have to ring like that!
-There!
-Didn´t you have enough this morning?
-Did you just wake up?
-Yeah. I slept late.
-Sorry, but…
-Is your husband in?
-He´s working, Why?
-I had some questions this morning.
-Not in front of him, please.
-Did your husband knew about you and Mister Lebleu?
-And his wife?
-Miss Campin, don´t start again.
-Police.
-There´s a policeman standing before you.
-My husband didn´t know anything.
-For how long were you in a relationship?
-Three months.
-Where were you last night around 8 pm?
-I was working.
-I feel tired, I would like to go back to bed.
-Ok, we´ll leave you now.
-but be aware that you have to be at disposal.
-I´ll be at your disposition.
-It´s a beautiful woman.
-She impressed you. -Bah!
-Like this motorcycle impressed me.
-But she…
-I would never fall for a slut like that.
-She´s a slut!
-Yeah.
-We won´t be bored
-because she may kill all this beautiful and small world.
-You think so? Yeah.
-Ok, let´s go Carpentier.
-You were great at the concert.
-That´s nice.
-I´m serious.
-Mmhm.
-You are singing in small concerts, you should think bigger.
-You really have quite a voice.
-What´s your name?
-Mohamed, like the prophet.
-Hello. -Hello Jennifer.
-How are you?
-Can I see you tonight? -Ehh…
-Is he your boyfriend? -No.
-Who are you?
-You don´t have to know.
-I asked you. I have the right to know.
-Am I talking to you? Shut it.
-I´m not your girlfriend!
-I´m glad you´re not.
-Me too, because frankly
-to be with a dirty nigger like you, no thanks.
-You know what this black nigger thinks? You´re a whore!
-Fuck you!
-Go back to your country, damn chimp!
-Allah Akbar!
-Piece of shit!
-Allah Akbar.
-Look, it´s your sister.
-That´s rude.
-Stop!
-Allah Akbar
-Mohamed!
-Allah Akbar
-Mohamed!
-Were you sleeping Carpentier?
-You were sleeping.
-No, I was just deep thinking.
-The sea makes me dizzy.
-The sea makes me think.
-But it´s nothing more than water!
-If you are so smart, why didn´t you find
-the people who killed your parents?
-I don´t know Commander.
-But what I know,
-is how deep evil is.
-And extended.
-You ouhgt to take a shower, that will really clear up your mind.
-I happen to have a philosopher here, with me.
-No matter what.
-Well, when its ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽n itñ´ a philosopher here, with me. lear up your mind. ? ´s time it´s time.
-Commander Van Der Weyden!
-There Carpentier. -Please…
-Sit down.
-All good? -Yes Prosecutor.
-Doing fine? -Yeah.
-Such nice weather.
-Yes. It´s nice.
-Really pretty, nice view. Exceptional.
-It´ll be sunny so we can see the english coasts.
-A synonim of good weather. -Where?
-Down there, very far.
-Where are these coasts? Can you see them?
-Without problem.
-Over there?
-Are those the english coasts?
-Isn´t that the Opale Coast?
-I wouldn´t be surprised.
-It´s impressive.
-I have never seen something like it.
-When you see the coasts the weather is good.
-It´ll be sunny. -Oh yes?
-Like in the old say:
-“If the weather is good in the morning, it´ll rain”
-I´ve never heard that one.
-If it rains, it´s bad weather.
-What does that even mean?
-Is that your say? -Yes.
-If it rains?
-But it doesn´t rain here. -No, but in the morning, the day is damned.
-Ah? We learn something every day.
-Mmh.
-And when the weather is good? -Any explanations?
-No, if it´s good you can see the coasts.
-I didn´t come here to hear these sayings.
-Let´s cut to the chase.
-I saw your face on TV.
-Ok, focus commander. You were on the news.
-Do you want anything? -No, thank you.
-Good luck.
-Van Der Weyden? I´m talking to you.
-We see you a lot on TV.
-I don´t have a TV, so…
-And how´s the investigation going?
-There are three corpses. All connected.
-They are quite connected, all right. Two victims chopped.
-Yeah, there´s the woman,
-the husband, the lover. Well, the lover is dead.
-All are dead.
-He must have killed the others.
-You think this is heavy?
-Three dead and recovered bodies.
-The assasin free.
-I want results!
-This is serious.
-We investigate serioulsy,
-We don´t have the same definition of the word.
-Yeah, but… -Give me results.
-No problem. -Three unsolved crimes.
-And the cows?
-They ate the pieces
-They were mad cows.
-And besides…
-we found one in a bunker.
-One arrived there,
-by finding a secret passage.
-The other, on the beach.
-Where does the husband fit?
-We know that he had a mistress.
-If it´s not the cuckhold, maybe his brother.
-Commander, let´s meet again please.
-Commander, I´m talking to you. I want results.
-We have three deaths, and haven´t arrested anyone.
-That must be enticing to you.
-We are counting on you.
-If that´s not asking too much. -OK
-I´ll leave you now.
-We´ll meet again soon.
-Good luck, misters. -To you as well.
-Commander? -Mmh?
-Yes, Prosecutor?
-We´ll keep in touch. Don´t talk to the press.
-They´re like rats. TV, I can´t stand it.
-They´re like flies to shit.
-Commander, no shit, no flies.
-Yeah, but…
-So Commander? Good meeting?
-No flies, no shit.
-Now we keep it secret.
-Let´s go Carpentier.
-Goodbye, Prosecutor.
-I don´t understand how we can come up with kids like that.
-If you had a child like that, what would you do?
-I wouldn´t have a kid like that.
-You´re hard. -I may be hard, but no.
-Well! -Anyway…
-I´m sorry. We are all hypocrites anyhow.
-Huh?
-Well, let´s go.
-Stop!
-Need a hand?
-We can help you.
-Ok
-Look, it´s all fixed now.
-Yes, hello?
-Ah! The GIGN! (Intervention Group of the National Police)
-Yeah?
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-Ok, we are coming.
-To the Bhiri´s house, quick!
-The kid is shooting at everything that moves.